Category: lol

hiraethy: Mark Antony:  *is Caesar’s trusted general, wants to rule Rome and expects to be chosen…

hiraethy:

Mark Antony: 

*is Caesar’s trusted general, wants to rule Rome and expects to be chosen as successor*

Octavian:

My sister: I thought Julius Caesar died of 24 stab wounds, not 23.

My sister: I thought Julius Caesar died of 24 stab wounds, not 23.
Me: Yep. 23. Well, I don’t really know the EXACT number because I haven’t read his biography yet.
My sister: Wait, he wrote a biography after he died? That’s pretentious.

Trying to explain the Julio-Claudians is like…

thetwelvecaesars:

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They did some seriously weird shit, people.

(Insp.)

gayusoctgayvius: theanonymousarmadillo: gayusoctgayvius: real talk but why does antony’s hair look…

gayusoctgayvius:

theanonymousarmadillo:

gayusoctgayvius:

real talk but why does antony’s hair look like instant noodles, i.e. 

BECAUSE HE WAS AN ANCIENT RAMEN

ok thanks for literally the BEST addition to any post I’ve ever made in my life

liastephstark: Mark Antony: You can’t just fight me. You are a kid. Octavian:

liastephstark:

Mark Antony: You can’t just fight me. You are a kid.

Octavian:

its-caesar-bitch: messalina’s lover: but how are we gonna get married when you’re already married to…

its-caesar-bitch:

messalina’s lover: but how are we gonna get married when you’re already married to the emperor?

messalina, third wife of emperor claudius

Domitian’s life in Snapshots:

thetwelvecaesars:

So, during Titus’ Funeral:

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What he was really doing when he locked himself in alone in a room from time to time:

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Domitian at the Games:

Domitian Vs. the Citizens of Rome:

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Domitian and the Roman Troops:

Oddly enough, they appreciated one another due to a pay raise and all was well, (not really) until he was assassinated. 

The end.

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(Part 1)

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abbie-a-aaronson:Texts from Shakespeare plays characters…

abbie-a-aaronson:

Texts from Shakespeare plays characters ^_^
(from
SparkNotes’ SparkLife)

Cicero: (308) I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.